Description
Ask Sweetie Giraffe anything!
What would happen if Sweetie Belle became a tyrannical giraffe hellbent on destroying all that was shorter than her?
How 'bout Equestria being ruled by literal potatoes?
Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?
Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)
Suggestions for chapters are open, but remember to leave space for others! Keep in mind that I decide whether or not to use idea suggestions.
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Now with an anti-recommendation from Posh!
Other what if(s):
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Many of the earlier chapters were written while I was in early high school. This serves as a disclaimer that some of these chapters might not be particularly tasteful.
Nothing's been added yet!
Come back later when there's something to read.