Madame Pellegnon’s greatest passion is putting the science in Mad Science. But when she works her way into a confrontation between her peer Ludwig Tiermann — a bio-alterationist whose discoveries have turned him into an enormous goat-beast — and his nemesis Chad von Brawn, her zeal for standards is about to embroil her in a wild and woolly adventure.

Inspired by this thread on Reddit. Contains were-goats, alcohol, and strong opinions on experiment reproducibility.

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Hello Offprint! I’m a new author here, but well-known as horizon in the wildlands of My Little Pony fanfiction. Enjoy the story!